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SO... My lil wife just had a lil werewolf baby. Fantastically exciting, I tell you. And boy what an ordeal it was for my poor wife. It's been an exciting year for us. We met a year and a half ago, Enjoyed a passionate romance and were married 5 months later. the day before our marriage of course she bought a house. 2 months later she was pregnant. The pregnancy! So wonderful! she was so beautiful and so bursting with life. Like some potent fertile herb she imbued everything around her with her essence. Even when that essense was crazy pregnant-lady-hormones. Her plan was to have a natural home birth. No brusque dictatorial doctors in a soulless puppy mill of a maternity wing. No mind numbing drugs, no impersonal and apathetic medical practitioners or unnecessary procedures. No uncomfortable hospital room or awful hospital food.  Just the comfort of our wonderful home, natural and beautiful, with everything just how she likes it. With this end in mind, my ...